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Neil Innes may forever
be best known for his portrayal of Ron Nasty and for writing
the entire Rutles songbook for the mockumentary All You Need
is Cash. On camera, he made a better John Lennon than John
Lennon did. When he performed his song "Cheese and Onions"
on Saturday Night Live, bootleggers circulated copies
as a new John Lennon song. It's a comic turn on "Imagine."
I have always thought in the back of my mind
Cheese and onions
I have always thought that the world was unkind
Cheese and onions
Do I have to spell it out?
C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S, oh no!
Innes is also one of the founders and leading writers of The
Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band. His song "I am the Urban Spaceman"
was as close as that illustrious band had to a hit.
I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby
I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy
But like Spike Jones and His City Slickers, Neil Innes has
been committing musical mayhem for years since both the Bonzos
and the Rutles broke up. In the past few years, his fan club
has bullied him into releasing the Recollections series,
limited edition CDs that are "a mixture of old favourites
and unreleased tracks include demos from Neil's private archive."
Recollections 3 is the latest and last in the series.
The range and accuracy of Neil Innes's musical pastiche is
amazing. Take "Protest Song," a parody of early Dylan.
It starts with the sounds of inept and seemingly endless guitar
tuning finally followed by the famous announcement, "Uhhh...
uhhh... this next song is a protest song. Ladies and gentleman,
I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn." Then the
wheezing harmonica and nasal singing:
All the prophets of doom
can always find room
In a world full of worry and fear
Tip cigarettes and chemistry sets
And Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
So I'm goin' back to my little old shack
And drink me a bottle of wine
That was mis en bouteille before my birthday
And have me a fuckin' good time
O.K., Dylan invites parody. Hell, Dylan even parodies himself
sometimes. In "Let's Go Crazy," Innes takes on generic
British guitar rock. Listen to some of the tamest bad boys recorded:
Oh boy, we're gonna have some fun tonight
We're gonna have ourselves a ball
We're gonna do things with our fingers
We're gonna lean against a wall
So let's go!
So let's go!
So let's go!
Let's go crazy
How about a parody of the Rolling Stones parodying country
music? "One Thing on Your Mind" rolls on longer and
sounds cornier than "Far Away Eyes," but Innes is less
interested in ridiculing hicks than he is in taking on more pretentious
folk.
Well I was somewhat taken by surprise and even lost for
a word
I started up a conversation; I was not about to be deterred!
I talked about the third world crisis and the state of the economy
I touched on God and religion, human rights and equality
And I said when it came to women's liberation, every sister had
a brother
And then I asked her if she fancied some of this cheese
Or a bit of the other
"Libido" sounds like a Latin dance craze. "Front
Loader" is techno-funk devoted to the celebration of washing
machines; "Give It Up" is a piano lounge ballad about
giving up cigarettes. "Human Race" is mock-Reggae.
But the tour-de-force here is "Slaves of Freedom."
Stamp your feet and clap your hands
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
Somewhere there's a promised land
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
Where we can do what we like
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
Where no one gets off their bike
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
Freedom is the handle on the bucket of your soul
The image of illusion in the goldfish of your bowl
The shampoo of perfection in the bathroom of your dreams
Freedom is the universe and everything it seems
We all live until we die
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
There's no sense in wondering why
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
So pick up your heavy load
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
And keep on truckin' down the road
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
If all other music of the last forty years is somehow destroyed,
it'll probably be possible for future musicologists to reconstruct
the sounds of bad pop music in the late 20th century just from
this CD. Recollections 3 makes a fine introduction to
the career of a man who would be a national treasure if he wasn't
English.
*The web is home to many things Innes. Recollections 3,
as well as two early volumes of Innes's music can be ordered
through Neil Innes Music www.enygmag.com/neil/index.htm.
"Words of Innespiration," a site largely devoted to
Innes's lyrics, is at www.neilinnes.org
Louise and Samantha's fan club is found at www.neilinnesclub.co.uk
The story of the Rutles can be found at rutlemania.org
Go to The Big Bonzo Website bridge.anglia.ac.uk/~systimk/music/Bonzos/Index.Html#Contents
for more about the Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band.
Contact Reid Mitchell at: reid-at-rockzilla.net
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