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Neil Innes
Recollections 3
Charmingly Persistent Productions CPP003

by Reid Mitchell
 
     
 

Neil Innes may forever be best known for his portrayal of Ron Nasty and for writing the entire Rutles songbook for the mockumentary All You Need is Cash. On camera, he made a better John Lennon than John Lennon did. When he performed his song "Cheese and Onions" on Saturday Night Live, bootleggers circulated copies as a new John Lennon song. It's a comic turn on "Imagine."

I have always thought in the back of my mind
Cheese and onions
I have always thought that the world was unkind
Cheese and onions

Do I have to spell it out?
C-H-E-E-S-E-A-N-D-O-N-I-O-N-S, oh no!

Innes is also one of the founders and leading writers of The Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band. His song "I am the Urban Spaceman" was as close as that illustrious band had to a hit.

I'm the Urban Spaceman, baby
I can fly
I'm a supersonic guy

But like Spike Jones and His City Slickers, Neil Innes has been committing musical mayhem for years since both the Bonzos and the Rutles broke up. In the past few years, his fan club has bullied him into releasing the Recollections series, limited edition CDs that are "a mixture of old favourites and unreleased tracks include demos from Neil's private archive." Recollections 3 is the latest and last in the series.

The range and accuracy of Neil Innes's musical pastiche is amazing. Take "Protest Song," a parody of early Dylan. It starts with the sounds of inept and seemingly endless guitar tuning finally followed by the famous announcement, "Uhhh... uhhh... this next song is a protest song. Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn." Then the wheezing harmonica and nasal singing:

All the prophets of doom
can always find room
In a world full of worry and fear
Tip cigarettes and chemistry sets
And Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
So I'm goin' back to my little old shack
And drink me a bottle of wine
That was mis en bouteille before my birthday
And have me a fuckin' good time

O.K., Dylan invites parody. Hell, Dylan even parodies himself sometimes. In "Let's Go Crazy," Innes takes on generic British guitar rock. Listen to some of the tamest bad boys recorded:

Oh boy, we're gonna have some fun tonight
We're gonna have ourselves a ball
We're gonna do things with our fingers
We're gonna lean against a wall

So let's go!
So let's go!
So let's go!
Let's go crazy

How about a parody of the Rolling Stones parodying country music? "One Thing on Your Mind" rolls on longer and sounds cornier than "Far Away Eyes," but Innes is less interested in ridiculing hicks than he is in taking on more pretentious folk.

Well I was somewhat taken by surprise and even lost for a word
I started up a conversation; I was not about to be deterred!
I talked about the third world crisis and the state of the economy
I touched on God and religion, human rights and equality
And I said when it came to women's liberation, every sister had a brother
And then I asked her if she fancied some of this cheese
Or a bit of the other

"Libido" sounds like a Latin dance craze. "Front Loader" is techno-funk devoted to the celebration of washing machines; "Give It Up" is a piano lounge ballad about giving up cigarettes. "Human Race" is mock-Reggae. But the tour-de-force here is "Slaves of Freedom."

Stamp your feet and clap your hands
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
Somewhere there's a promised land
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
Where we can do what we like
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
Where no one gets off their bike
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)

Freedom is the handle on the bucket of your soul
The image of illusion in the goldfish of your bowl
The shampoo of perfection in the bathroom of your dreams
Freedom is the universe and everything it seems
We all live until we die
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
There's no sense in wondering why
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
So pick up your heavy load
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)
And keep on truckin' down the road
(WE ARE THE SLAVES OF FREEDOM)

If all other music of the last forty years is somehow destroyed, it'll probably be possible for future musicologists to reconstruct the sounds of bad pop music in the late 20th century just from this CD. Recollections 3 makes a fine introduction to the career of a man who would be a national treasure if he wasn't English.

*The web is home to many things Innes. Recollections 3, as well as two early volumes of Innes's music can be ordered through Neil Innes Music www.enygmag.com/neil/index.htm. "Words of Innespiration," a site largely devoted to Innes's lyrics, is at www.neilinnes.org Louise and Samantha's fan club is found at www.neilinnesclub.co.uk The story of the Rutles can be found at rutlemania.org Go to The Big Bonzo Website bridge.anglia.ac.uk/~systimk/music/Bonzos/Index.Html#Contents for more about the Bonzo Dog Do Dah Band.



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